watsup mother fuckers

im the jizz and i got a fuckin problem with everybody. u ever walk into a newsstand and theres this old fart standing in front of u buying her lottery tickets. all u wanna do is blow the bitches brains out with a shotgun and kick her the fuck outta the store. i meen go-d i need a fuckin beer dude. they just dont get it. y cant they make of those order lottery tickets over the damn phone. they get there douches and there medicines through these jerk off services. MAKE FUCKING LOTTERY TICKETS THE SAME FUCKING WAY!!!.im fed up with this shit already.

thats just one of my problems. heres another one. im sure all u horny jerkoffs have been to a strip club. well ure sitting there and these hotass strippers are walking around flaunting there dirty aids infested asses and herpes filled snatches and they sit on top of you. u know u want a dance but shit they start putting there lips all over ure face.AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CUNT LIPS!.they try to kiss u on ure face and all u feel like doing is throwing the bitch off u and running to the bathroom to wash ure mouth out. SHIT u know how many cocks that mouth probaly sucked. next thing u know ure in an STD clinic taking all these tests making sure u didint contract sum vanereal disease from some street whore. they need to have something new in these fucking joints. i call it TEST YOUR STRIPPER. they should take a quick blood test before they put there bodies on u. And the outcome will be remarkable. ill bet those asswipes that make the polls will find that AIDS infestation will be down over 50%.

im just looking out for all u horny faggots. i recomend ure right left and a solid jar of the finest vaseline money can buy.

peace douchebags

The Jizz