watsup jackwads its ure fag The Jizz

imagine growing up deprived of jerking off. ure probaly thinking what the fuck am i talking about. im talking about people growing up in mad religious circles. Theyve got no fucking clue what it meens to spank the monkey. i meen if i found out about petting the one eyed snake at 25 ide kill myself. ide have to jack off 10 times a day just to catch up for the 10+ years i missed doing it. Like praying 3 times a day,like fucking clockwork hell ide even have a cermony b4 the stroking.and were not talking bout lubricating ure shlong.

well lucky for you douchebags u all enjoy it to much.ill bet u wake up in the morning and b4 u brush ure teeth b4 u piss uve got ure hand on ure cocks and ure spanking away.once the act has been performed u get up for the day. well some of u just roll over in ure Jizz and find out what it meens to having ure hand stuck to the mattress.


cockmunchers i urge u if the choice is to fornicate or whack ure bags stick to the latter.


.Lataz
The Jizz