Z MAN

let me stare or take off that shirt, bitch.
 

Before I begin, this article is not directed at the entire female population, only a portion of it, and you should figure out after the first few sentences. I'm not a horny pig, I'm not a voyeur, I'm a guy, and therein lies my problem with some of you bitches.
 
    You're walking down the street in middle of Manhattan. you pass by a lot of different girls, both hot and ugly, and they're wearing these tight, tight, TIGHT shirts that say stuff like "sexy", or "yeah they're big" or "take a picture."
 
    So one time this one bitch yells at me as I pass and says, "STOP STARING AT MY TITS!"
 
    and I just look at her as if she grew a third boob in her dumb mouth.
 
    then I yelled at her for 15 minutes.
 
    For one thing, I was NOT staring at her tits. I was reading her shirt. studies have shown you cannot look at words without reading them. try walking down the street and not reading anything. you can't do it.
 
    but that's not even the point. the point is quite simple:
 
    WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING A SHIRT THAT HAS WORDS OVER YOUR TITS IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO STARE AT YOUR TITS!?
 
    it makes no fucking sense.
 
    Ladies listen to me on this. Wearing a shirt with words over your breasts, and the same goes for your ass in those latex stretch pants, is like a guy wearing a pair of pants WITH A BULL'S-EYE AT HIS CROTCH!
 
    can you walk past that without a look? if you don't want people to stare at your tits, wear regular clothes. don't wear tight shirts with "sexy" on the front. and for that matter, same goes with low cut shirts. here's a little hint: if you're showing us your upper tit and your cleavage, that means that you want to be admired in a guy's mind.
 
    So ladies it's simple, either wear something not focusing on those parts you want private, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US GUYS LOOK!
 
    have a nice day.