Z MAN
let me stare or take off
that shirt, bitch.
Before I begin, this article is not directed
at the entire female population, only a portion of it, and you should figure
out after the first few sentences. I'm not a horny pig, I'm not a voyeur,
I'm a guy, and therein lies my problem with some of you bitches.
You're walking down the street in middle
of Manhattan. you pass by a lot of different girls, both hot and ugly, and
they're wearing these tight, tight, TIGHT shirts that say stuff like "sexy",
or "yeah they're big" or "take a picture."
So one time this one bitch yells at me as
I pass and says, "STOP STARING AT MY TITS!"
and I just look at her as if she grew a
third boob in her dumb mouth.
then I yelled at her for 15 minutes.
For one thing, I was NOT staring at her
tits. I was reading her shirt. studies have shown you cannot look at words
without reading them. try walking down the street and not reading anything.
you can't do it.
but that's not even the point. the point
is quite simple:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING A SHIRT THAT
HAS WORDS OVER YOUR TITS IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO STARE AT YOUR TITS!?
it makes no fucking sense.
Ladies listen to me on this. Wearing a
shirt with words over your breasts, and the same goes for your ass in those
latex stretch pants, is like a guy wearing a pair of pants WITH A BULL'S-EYE
AT HIS CROTCH!
can you walk past that without a look? if
you don't want people to stare at your tits, wear regular clothes. don't
wear tight shirts with "sexy" on the front. and for that matter, same goes
with low cut shirts. here's a little hint: if you're showing us your upper
tit and your cleavage, that means that you want to be admired in a guy's
mind.
So ladies it's simple, either wear
something not focusing on those parts you want private, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP
AND LET US GUYS LOOK!
have a nice day.