Let's Circumcise Florida.
 

Do you people know how Florida is nicknamed the wang of the U.S.? Well why not give it that extra boost of warm feeling with shoved into deeply into Cuba. America doesn’t understand the popularity this operation will cause…Yes it will cause thousands of old people to die but who really cares about old sag pipes playing golf or, old hags cooking those Stella Dorra cookies we all love. Circumcising Florida sounds like a really good idea. I’ve discussed it with quite a few friends and they agree. I though about sending an Email to President Bush but I don’t have the time to explain why or how this will be done.

What is Florida used for anyways? Besides Disney Land and basing one of the most kickass games GTA Vice City after it. Otherwise it’s useless and boring no one wants to see old fuckers playing golf or complaining about their dentures or about those herpes they got yesterday while fucking a tight pussy Asian. Ever visit your grandma who is always cold no matter how hot it is outside? She always insists having the heat turned up to 90 degrees Fahrenheit, until you feel you testicles boiling in its own juices to make you realize that old people should be shoved up Shreks ass.

If you agree Florida should have its tip off soon, email me. Or if you disagree you should have that stick taken out of your hairy ass.

GO AWAY.